I can't promise that things won't be broken

But I swear that I will never leave. I'll always be here to listen and care if any of you ever need to talk. you're all wonderful <3 also, some posts may be triggering. I do not promote self harm, or anything of the sort, this blog is just for my feelings and for venting about my actions. I'm really sorry if any of my posts trigger you, please don't follow my example.

My Wedding Speech

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  • Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
  • Guests: Awwwwwwwww
  • Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Patrick Stump so i'm stuck with this little shit

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

(Source: evgeniemalkin)

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galadhfea:

phoenix-weaver:

flighttune:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

twixie-answers-mod:

jekyllskitchen:

smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats

Cats?

Cats

Are cats even real?

what even are cats?

Dear god! Laughing in the middle of a rec centre makes people look at me like I look at these cats

I wish I wasn’t deathly allergic to these assholes.

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(Source: ephemeral-elegance)

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(Source: handwritten-with-love)

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retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen

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federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

deaniepies-a-rising-demon:

tricky-fallen-angel:

devilishsammy:

What

WHAT

THAT WAS

wHAT

(Source: sizvideos)

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation